Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Why can women be multiorgasmic and men not?

“Sex is a sacred subject," my wife thinks. She generally prefers not to talk about it or even don't want to practice it! To me Sex is good. Good sex makes people happy. It deepens relationships. So it helps marriages last and makes society better. I love sex as much as I want to try all positions in the Kama Sutra!

But this contradicting views have a dual impact in our life. It keeps it shrouded in ignorance and the implication is that since we are not talking about it, I feel like i am being ignored by my wife.

What about the rules in our society?
  • You have to be married.
  • You have to be heterosexual.
  • Other prohibitions include no sex with animals, no incest, no lust for people other than your spouse,
  • and no porn, rape or prostitution.
  • And you can’t have sex during a woman’s menstrual period.
Okay, Agreed.

But, to men, there is no particular health reason to avoid sex during his normal life . It is hard to understand women's view about sex. The more you do for your wife to show you love her, she may turns away from you and takes it for granted.

Do women will start to believe in mystic things after 35 ? When I initiate for some sexual acts, she says "Oh, no. None of that nonsense. We have kids now." In fact, my wife doesn't allow me to have sex with her for the past 9 months! Now, I am convinced that women just don't like to have sex after 35 years (She is 38) .

Here's another fact for you if you're interested in the subject: the highest points of martial satisfaction are: 1) after the kids leave and 2) before the kids were born. Look it up, it's true.

If your wife does not like sex, you can follow my lessons .
  • Drop your inhibitions at the door of your own house.
  • Bring on masturbation. Watch Porn movies.
  • Visit as much as Adult web sites.
  • Wife away on business? Have phone sex.
  • Congratulations, you've just joined the "Sexless Marriage Club"
If you are "enjoying" a married life like mine, I am sure you should be doing some of those or all of those.
Cheating your wife can be a bad new . Okay, Agreed.

My friend says that he used to pay a lot for sex, like the whole of his salary.

Then he got a divorce and now he feel sex is easy, fun and free!
He adds : What do the moral books have to offer to a "Husband who is thirsty for sex" ?

"Heaven?"

Damn! Do anyone hardly believing in it?

Or do someone like to think about gospels when they are in need of Sex?

Well, I would rather opt for "Heavenly Sex!"

What about you?

Monday, November 6, 2006

Tips for Desperate House Wives

  • If you're totally turned on, but not sure I am, let your man know you're ready for sex by taking his hand and leading him into the bedroom without a word.
  • Wear a thin silk shirt with no bra so that your nipples stand at attention, then rub your chest against him.
  • Help him button his shirt or adjust his tie in the mirror. When you dress him, He just want to get undressed again.
  • He love when you are cuddling next to him, completely nude, and I feel the softness of your pubic hair on his hip.
  • Licking behind his ears is a nice addition to traditional ear kissing.
  • If he is sitting in a chair and zoning out, come on over and straddle him. Your body in his lap will perk him right up.
  • Have him close his eyes and trace the outline of his lips with your finger.
  • He love when a girl gives him that "God-I-want-you gaze," especially if she shifts her eyes downward after a few seconds, then glances back up one more time.
  • Press and rub the back of his neck. Then run your hands around his shoulders and across his chest. It's as if he is being enveloped by you.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Sex life after marriage

I can remember my last blowjob like it was yesterday.

Actually it was 9 years ago the day I got married. Sex then was four to five times a week. But as soon as we passed the six month mark after our wedding, she stopped being interested

Now I have a Eight years old daughter and a Two year old one. Both of them sleeps in my bed with my wife more nights a week than I do. Sex now maybe once in 11 months. Triple that for vacation sex. I am Forty two, not happy, and slowly methodically plotting my way out. I always love the look in the eyes of my friends who say that won't happen to them.

Now, my wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep.