Sunday, October 22, 2006

A Typical Married Woman


Here is a typical married woman:
I give birth to your kids and you complain we don't have sex? How do you think they were born, osmosis? Who takes care of them, drives them to school, picks them up for after school activities, drives them to sports, takes them to their friends houses, plays chauffeur, cleans, cooks, goes to PTA meetings and then caters to your sorry whiney ass when you get home. To top it off after you eat, fart or burp you walk out the door and go out with your buddies.
You want sex?
Go fuck yourself! I'm too tired.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Tips for Succesful Dating

Making her want you with the words you say
  • Learn the steps of emotion that you need to trigger in a women.

Become comfortable around married women.
  • Find out the main reason why you get nervous around women and how to solve the problem.

Learning to read her body language.
  • Vital signs that you must watch out for in a woman's body language.

Chatting up married women is a step-by-step process.
  • The easy way to get her involved in the conversation.

Why married women always want to be your friend and not your girlfriend.
  • Why sending out lots of mixed signals works and how to do it.

Approaching attractive married women in any situation.
  • Extremely simple using these easy-to-follow how to steps.
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Main factors in being successful at dating is confidence
  • How to notice the different types of dating personalities.

Breaking down that barrier.
  • Tips to help you take down her emotional barrier and on how to help you to be yourself.

Building conversations with married women.
  • How to know when she is interested in you & knowing the right time to make your move.

Getting her to tell you as much about herself as possible.
  • Making your reply take the interest she has in you and building on it

Keeping her interested
  • Learn the techniques on how to keep married women intrigued and interested in every word you say.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

My Grand Dad' s method

My granddad told me an insightful story before my wedding.

He said for the first year of marriage to put a coin in a jar every time I had sex with my wife.

Starting in year two, take out two coins every time we had sex.

He said there'd be money in the jar when I died.

I think he's going to be right.