Why can women be multiorgasmic and men not?

“Sex is a sacred subject," my wife thinks. She generally prefers not to talk about it or even don't want to practice it! To me Sex is good. Good sex makes people happy. It deepens relationships. So it helps marriages last and makes society better. I love sex as much as I want to try all positions in the Kama Sutra!

But this contradicting views have a dual impact in our life. It keeps it shrouded in ignorance and the implication is that since we are not talking about it, I feel like i am being ignored by my wife.

What about the rules in our society?

You have to be married.

You have to be heterosexual.

Other prohibitions include no sex with animals, no incest, no lust for people other than your spouse,

and no porn, rape or prostitution.

And you can’t have sex during a woman’s menstrual period.

Okay, Agreed.

But, to men, there is no particular health reason to avoid sex during his normal life . It is hard to understand women's view about sex. The more you do for your wife to show you love her, she may turns away from you and takes it for granted.

Do women will start to believe in mystic things after 35 ? When I initiate for some sexual acts, she says "Oh, no. None of that nonsense. We have kids now." In fact, my wife doesn't allow me to have sex with her for the past 9 months! Now, I am convinced that women just don't like to have sex after 35 years (She is 38) .

Here's another fact for you if you're interested in the subject: the highest points of martial satisfaction are: 1) after the kids leave and 2) before the kids were born. Look it up, it's true.

If your wife does not like sex, you can follow my lessons .

Drop your inhibitions at the door of your own house.

Bring on masturbation. Watch Porn movies.

Visit as much as Adult web sites.


Wife away on business? Have phone sex.

Congratulations, you've just joined the "Sexless Marriage Club"

If you are "enjoying" a married life like mine, I am sure you should be doing some of those or all of those.

Cheating your wife can be a bad new . Okay, Agreed.

My friend says that he used to pay a lot for sex, like the whole of his salary.

Then he got a divorce and now he feel sex is easy, fun and free!

He adds : What do the moral books have to offer to a "Husband who is thirsty for sex" ?

"Heaven?"

Damn! Do anyone hardly believing in it?

Or do someone like to think about gospels when they are in need of Sex?

Well, I would rather opt for "Heavenly Sex!"

What about you?

Tips for Desperate House Wives

If you're totally turned on, but not sure I am, let your man know you're ready for sex by taking his hand and leading him into the bedroom without a word.

Wear a thin silk shirt with no bra so that your nipples stand at attention, then rub your chest against him.

Help him button his shirt or adjust his tie in the mirror. When you dress him, He just want to get undressed again.

He love when you are cuddling next to him, completely nude, and I feel the softness of your pubic hair on his hip.

Licking behind his ears is a nice addition to traditional ear kissing.

If he is sitting in a chair and zoning out, come on over and straddle him. Your body in his lap will perk him right up.

Have him close his eyes and trace the outline of his lips with your finger.

He love when a girl gives him that "God-I-want-you gaze," especially if she shifts her eyes downward after a few seconds, then glances back up one more time.

Press and rub the back of his neck. Then run your hands around his shoulders and across his chest. It's as if he is being enveloped by you.

Sex life after marriage

I can remember my last blowjob like it was yesterday.

Actually it was 9 years ago the day I got married. Sex then was four to five times a week. But as soon as we passed the six month mark after our wedding, she stopped being interested

Now I have a Eight years old daughter and a Two year old one. Both of them sleeps in my bed with my wife more nights a week than I do. Sex now maybe once in 11 months. Triple that for vacation sex. I am Forty two, not happy, and slowly methodically plotting my way out. I always love the look in the eyes of my friends who say that won't happen to them.

Now, my wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep.

A Typical Married Woman

Here is a typical married woman:

I give birth to your kids and you complain we don't have sex? How do you think they were born, osmosis? Who takes care of them, drives them to school, picks them up for after school activities, drives them to sports, takes them to their friends houses, plays chauffeur, cleans, cooks, goes to PTA meetings and then caters to your sorry whiney ass when you get home. To top it off after you eat, fart or burp you walk out the door and go out with your buddies.

You want sex?

Go fuck yourself! I'm too tired.

Tips for Succesful Dating

Making her want you with the words you say

• Learn the steps of emotion that you need to trigger in a women.

Become comfortable around married women.

• Find out the main reason why you get nervous around women and how to solve the problem.

Learning to read her body language.

• Vital signs that you must watch out for in a woman's body language.

Chatting up married women is a step-by-step process.

• The easy way to get her involved in the conversation.

Why married women always want to be your friend and not your girlfriend.

• Why sending out lots of mixed signals works and how to do it.

Approaching attractive married women in any situation.

• Extremely simple using these easy-to-follow how to steps.

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Main factors in being successful at dating is confidence

• How to notice the different types of dating personalities.

Breaking down that barrier.

• Tips to help you take down her emotional barrier and on how to help you to be yourself.

Building conversations with married women.

• How to know when she is interested in you & knowing the right time to make your move.

Getting her to tell you as much about herself as possible.

• Making your reply take the interest she has in you and building on it

Keeping her interested

• Learn the techniques on how to keep married women intrigued and interested in every word you say.

My Grand Dad' s method

My granddad told me an insightful story before my wedding.

He said for the first year of marriage to put a coin in a jar every time I had sex with my wife.

Starting in year two, take out two coins every time we had sex.

He said there'd be money in the jar when I died.

I think he's going to be right.

The married Man's Score Board

(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)

Simple Duties
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You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5
But return with a News Magazine: -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
You pummel it with a six iron: +10
It's her father: -10

Social Engagements
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You stay by her side the entire party: 0
You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a buddy: -2
If buddy is a women : -4
She is a dancer: -6
She has implants: -8

Saturday Afternoons
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You visit her parents: +1
You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
And the television is off: -6
You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: -6
And you didn't even go to college: -10
And it's not really your underwear: -15

Her Birthday
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You take her out to dinner: 0
You give her a gift: 0
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
With her credit card: -30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too small: -40

Thoughtfulness
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You forgot to pick her up at the bus station: -25
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

A Night Out, Just the Two of You
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You go see a comic: +2
He's crude and sexist: -2
You laugh: -5
You laugh too much: -10
She's not laughing: -15
You laugh harder: -25

Driving
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You lose the directions on a trip: -4
You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close & personal: -25
She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

Communication
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When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television or picking up a newspaper: +10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

Marriage is all about learning How to do without SEX!

My colleague says:

I've been married 15 years and my wife and I have lived most of that as brother and sister.

There has been no sex AT ALL for the last four years.

Get a girlfriend or get used to it.

Marriage is all about learning how to do without sex.

Why Men visit Brothels?

An article from Australia where prostitution is legal in licensed brothels is interesting exploring the type of men that go to brothels:

The Deakin University study found there were two types of brothel client. About 60 per cent visited prostitutes in a straightforward business-like way, but the rest wanted to have an emotional involvement with a sex worker.

It also found that the most common reason for visiting brothels was that sex was less complicated than with a partner. Nearly 80 per cent said they visited brothels due to a high sex drive, with the next most common response a desire for sexual variety.

About a third of the men said visiting prostitutes was the only way they could have sex. More than two thirds visited brothels at least once a month.

Undertaken by the university's Professor of Psychology, Ms Marita McCabe, and Mr. Luke Xantidis, the study surveyed clients of two legal brothels, compared with men who did not visit brothels.

Professor McCabe said there were few significant differences between men who visited brothels and those who did not. Most clients seemed ``remarkably normal'' and both groups were just as likely to have families.

She said it appeared more ``decent blokes'' rather than ``sleazy types'' were using brothels since they had been legalised. ``We found two groups, one was the socially inept, shy and withdrawn. The other group was the type of client who saw it as a business transaction. They were OK in their relationships with women, but saw it as a novelty.

``With those guys it's convenient. They don't have time for a genuine relationship and it's a business relationship, paying a woman for a sexual encounter with no complications at all.''

The socially inept went to prostitutes for relationships because they found it difficult to form them normally, she said. ``Men with difficulties in social interaction may escape into using prostitutes, rather than developing social skills. It can cost them a fortune, spending all their money to support an inadequacy within themselves.''

The survey found that by far the biggest trigger for visiting a brothel was that the men were ``feeling aroused''. Other less common reasons were loneliness and boredom.

The study concluded that it demonstrated ``that men visit sex workers not only for sexual activities that their partner does not provide, but also to fulfill certain psychological needs, such as the need for intimacy and excitement''.

A second study by the Macfarlane Burnet Centre for Medical Research found that prostitutes' clients had an average age of 42 and about half were married or in a defacto relationship.

About 40 per cent had tertiary qualifications and half earned less than $60,000 a year.

Eight per cent of the more than 300 respondents saw prostitutes once a week or more.

About 60 per cent were also having sex with a regular female partner as well as sex workers.

A third of those surveyed said they used prostitutes because they wanted ``good sex''. others liked the convenience of sex without commitment (20 per cent), the companionship (15 per cent) or to relieve their sexual frustration (13 per cent)